Humorous Taurus Horoscopes. Funny horoscopes. Brutally honest. Not at all accurate. This is humorous look at personalities as defined by astrological signs. This is a humor site, and the readings are meant to be funny, but certainly not accurate. Check out your Funny Horoscope for Taurus 2018, because it’s never your fault if you blame it on the stars. Birthdays of Taurus are between April 20 – May 20. Taurus is the second sign of the zodiac, which contains 12 signs in total. The Bull represents a strong-willed character with great perseverance and determination.