Humorous Scorpio Horoscopes. Funny horoscopes. Brutally honest. Not at all accurate. This is humorous look at personalities as defined by astrological signs. This is a humor site, and the readings are meant to be funny, but certainly not accurate. Check out your Funny Horoscope for Scorpio 2018, because it’s never your fault if you blame it on the stars. Birthdays of Scorpios are between October 23 to November 21. Occasionally, the Scorpio start date will be a day earlier, or the Scorpio end date will fall a day later on November 22. Scorpio is the eighth sign of the zodiac, which contains 12 signs in total.